pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

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    Person: "YOU SPEAK ANOTHER LANGUAGE?!"
    Me: "Yeah..."
    Person: "SAY SOMETHING IN IT!"
    Me: -Forgets entire language-
"Onism"
- n. the frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time, which is like standing in front of the departures screen at an airport, flickering over with strange place names like other people’s passwords, each representing one more thing you’ll never get to see before you die—and all because, as the arrow on the map helpfully points out, you are here.  (via coyotegold)

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